Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Potions Brewed: 40
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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