Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Ores Mined: 5251
Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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