lol u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Mark Rutte as our next Secretary General! he be buildin’ epic bases and slayin’ creepers like a boss. Plus, he got all them NATO Allies backing him up, so you know it’s gonna be lit. Join now for a chance to team up with Mark Rutte and conquer the Minecraft world together! #MarkRutteForSecretaryGeneral #NATOAlliesUnite

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Holy Grails Found: 4 Emeralds Found: 6293
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 New Chunks Explored: 788403

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 983 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

    LebanonCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

    imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

    oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

    but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

    so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    New Chunks Explored: 736803 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 250 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyWarZone

    CraftyWarZone
    so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 625810 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3489 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Pixel Pot Parenthood

    Pixel Pot Parenthood
    yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

    but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

    so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

    We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 597805 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

    And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

    So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

    Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

    Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Ores Mined: 3087
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SisGripShutUpCraft

    SisGripShutUpCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

    Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

    So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

    CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Dragon Eggs Found: 7343
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BlockyHeartbreaks

    BlockyHeartbreaks
    Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

    Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Magic Items Found: 3448 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • RedLineCraft

    RedLineCraft
    so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

    we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

    join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

    Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Minecraft
    Server Address 155.94.181.116:25565

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is the gameplay like on the server? In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
    What makes the Vanilla server unique? The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
    What can players expect to experience on the server? The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server

    Girl Power Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

    But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6305 Dragon Eggs Found: 5942
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

    NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General
    Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

    Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

    Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyCaregiver

    CraftyCaregiver
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about taking care of anyone’s virtual parents? Look no further! Join our server where the only caregiving you’ll have to do is for your pixelated crops and animals.

    We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!

    So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Dimension Hops: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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