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BonerBeGone Minecraft SMP

arousal management, awkward, awkward situations, BonerBeGone, control, Discreet, discreet methods, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, male anatomy, male arousal, mens health, Minecraft, physical response, Public, self-conscious, smp, social etiquette, SOLUTIONS, strategies, Techniques, Tips, unwanted boner

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
New Chunks Explored:	630768	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like super buff and ready to throw down. But don’t worry, we got some sick weapons and armor to help you out.

But the real reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have the best parties, like ever. We’re talking creeper DJs, skeleton bartenders, and zombie dance-offs. It’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of treasure? Yeah, we got one of those too. But shh, it’s a secret.

So come join us, and let’s get this party started! Just watch out for those pesky boners, am I right?

EggcellentCraft911

9/11, AMERICANS, Benefits, cost reduction, economic effects, EggcellentCraft911, eggs, emergency responders, financial impact, first responders, Government, health options, Healthcare, lower price, nine eleven, policy decisions, Politics, public services, reddit, social welfare, trump

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	301702	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4226	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Are you tired of Trump’s shenanigans affecting your Minecraft gameplay? Join our server and escape to a world where nine eleven first responders are treated like the heroes they are! Plus, our virtual eggs are always on sale, thanks to our secret underground chicken farm run by ninja chickens. So come on down and build your own egg empire while sticking it to the man in the most epic way possible!

DictatorCraft Server

authoritarianism, brands, controversy, Democracy, dictator, DictatorCraft, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, international news, political rhetoric, Politics, power struggle, president, Server, trump, Ukraine, US, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and declare ourselves dictators of our own little blocky worlds. we have more power than zelensky and his phone calls combined. come join us and rule with an iron pickaxe, or just chill and mine some diamonds while we make outrageous claims about world leaders. who needs politics when you have minecraft? come play with us and let’s build a world where the only rule is to have fun!

ZelenskyCraft: No Elections, Just Blocks

authoritarianism, blocks, democratic process, dictator, Diplomacy, donald trump, elections, foreign relations, government criticism, impeachment inquiry, international politics, political controversy, Ukraine, US president, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DONALD TRUMP as our dictator without any elections! he will build a wall around your base to keep out all the creepers and zombies, believe me, it’s gonna be HUGE! and if you’re lucky, you might even get a tweet from him saying how great of a builder you are. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020

VaginaCraft: No Bioreactors, Just Bunnies

animal models, animal testing, bioengineering, Biomaterials, biomedical engineering, Bioreactors, bunnies, cost reduction, healthcare innovation, Live births, Medical research, Rabbits, regenerative medicine, reproductive health, surgery, Surgical techniques, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue scaffolds, Translational potential, Vagina reconstruction, VaginaCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Magic Items Found:	2081	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	106	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mines Excavated:	3606

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, build ur own tissue engineered vagina and support live births in rabbits? well, u in luck cuz dis server got u covered! we completed da reconstruction in a single surgery cuz we don’t need no bioreactors, we just use our mad skills and creativity! plus, it reduces costs so u can spend more time building epic stuff! join now and be part of dis insane journey to create the most epic and bizarre minecraft creations ever seen!

Blazing Dream World 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apocalyptic, Blazing, Burn, corn field, dream, dry corn, Escape, fear, flames, Heat, Inescapable, Nightmare, Panic, Running, scalded, surreal, Terrifying, waking up, water boiled, well, world, world on fire

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6678	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	8658	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Yo, bro, forget about those boring dreams, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for gaming!

We’ve got epic builds that will make your head spin faster than that guy jumping into a boiling well.

Our corn fields are always lush and green, none of that dry, flammable stuff here.

Join us and escape the flames of reality by diving headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless fun!

ExBabyMamaGoneWild

AITAO, Argument, cheating accusation, co parenting, coping with loss, disrespectful behavior., Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, empty house, ExBabyMamaGoneWild, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, kicked out, Mother of my child, moving on, sad breakup, single parenting, spray painted truck, toxic relationship

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be arguing with is Creepers and Skeletons!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of real life. No more accusations of cheating, no more spray painting trucks – just good old fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a partner when you have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the door and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Plus, we promise there will be no spray painting of any virtual trucks allowed!

Y2KSurvivors Minecraft SMP

1999, 2000, anticipation, CELEBRATIONS, computers, countdown, cultural shift, EXCITEMENT, FEARS, global impact, internet, Memories, Minecraft, new millennium, Nostalgia, partying, Personal experiences, reflections, smp, societal changes, Technology, y2k, Y2KSurvivors

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, imagine if in the year 1999, when everyone was freaking out about the Y2K bug, there was a secret underground society of Minecraft players who were preparing for the end of the world by building epic bases and hoarding diamonds like there was no tomorrow. And then when the clock struck midnight on New Year’s Eve, instead of the world ending, a portal opened up and sucked them all into this crazy SMP where they have to survive against zombie pigmen and creepers and stuff. It’s like, so intense, you guys, you gotta join and see for yourself! Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and PvP battles and alliances forming and betrayals happening, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and swords. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish!

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, bold, Boundaries, Curiosity, Daring, desire, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, NSFW, Personal, question.., taboo

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5361
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW questions that you never thought you’d ask in a game about building blocks. Want to know how many creepers it takes to explode a bedrock wall? Or maybe you’re curious about the scandalous love lives of Endermen? Whatever your inappropriate question may be, we’ve got the answers (and probably some weird looks from other players). So come on, join our server and let your inner pervy Minecraft player roam free!

ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, leadership, political attack, power struggle, president, social media, trump, Ukraine, us politics, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	7690
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	1656

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!

Bed Wars: 2024 Crisis

Bed.., capacity, Crisis, Healthcare, healthcare challenges, healthcare crisis, healthcare demand, healthcare industry, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare planning, healthcare policy, healthcare resources, healthcare staffing, healthcare system, healthcare trends, hospital management, hospitalization, medical care, patient care, Shortage, staffed hospital beds, U.S. hospitals, Wars

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magic Items Found:	5916	Void Gems Collected:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be doctors and nurses in a wacky hospital setting! we have so many beds that we don’t know what to do with them all, but watch out, because the beds might just disappear if you don’t act fast!

we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?

join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!

Yellow Skies Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, color choice, color preference, color preference conversation, color preference discussion, color preference inquiry, color preference poll, color preference question, color preference survey, color ranking, color ranking question, color ranking survey, color selection, favorite color, personal color, Realm, Skies, third favorite, Yellow, yellow enthusiast, yellow fan, yellow lover

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mines Excavated:	4232
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Yo, bro, listen up! If your third favorite color is yellow, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because our pixelated world is filled with yellow blocks that will make you feel like you’re living in a giant banana! Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll turn yellow yourself! Join now and let’s paint the town yellow together! 🍌🟡

MommyPromises Minecraft Server

broken promises, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, Disappointment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, lack of empathy, language barriers, Minecraft, MommyPromises, mother-daughter relationship, self worth, Server, trust issues, unfulfilled expectations, unmet needs, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7835	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ores Mined:	5170
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of broken promises and unfulfilled dreams in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where promises are kept and dreams come true!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!

So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

ToiletBrushFreeZone

Boundaries, cleanliness, Conflict Resolution, Conversation, dinner party, disagreement, disgust, Dishwasher, Etiquette, Food Safety, friendship, guests, Hosting, household appliances, household items, hygiene, kitchen, relationships, social norms, toilet brushes, ToiletBrushFreeZone

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Emeralds Found:	8586	Gods Slained:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everything is cleaned equally, even the toilet brushes? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise to never chuck used toilet brushes in the dishwasher! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories like this one where you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we have a strict policy against using household items for dishes, so you can rest assured that your cake and BBQ meat will never be tainted. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

DailyGrindz Minecraft SMP

Chores, daily annoyances, daily burdens, daily chores, daily grind, daily hassles, daily inconveniences, daily necessities, daily obligations, daily routine, daily struggles, DailyGrindz, Minecraft, monotonous activities, mundane tasks, necessary evils, obligatory actions, responsibilities, routine maintenance, smp, tiresome tasks, unavoidable duties

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.

You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.

Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.

Players:	102/900	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	86	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Void Armor Forged:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1