So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. Like, Russia was all like, “Yo, our peaceful people don’t deserve to be invaded, bro.” And we were like, “Dude, come join our server and you won’t have to worry about no invasions, man.”

We got dragons flying around, man. Like, real life dragons. And they’re all like, “Yo, let’s party on this server, man.” And we’re all like, “Heck yeah, dragons, let’s do this.”

And then there’s this one time, right, where we had this epic battle with a giant chicken. Yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken. And we were all like, “Dude, this chicken is no match for us, man.” And we totally defeated it and now it’s our pet.

So, like, if you wanna have a totally rad time and hang out with dragons and giant chickens, then you gotta join our server, man. It’s gonna be a blast, bro.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Holy Grails Found: 4
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Magic Items Found: 5136 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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