so, like, if you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, you gotta know that the russian officials have like totally ‘resigned’ to letting the ruble fall past 100 vs dollar. but don’t worry, on our server, the only currency you need to worry about is diamonds and emeralds, baby!

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where russian officials are actually creepers in disguise, trying to blow up your epic builds. but don’t fret, you can team up with other players to defeat them and protect your precious loot.

plus, did we mention that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks? it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so come on over and join the madness. who needs a stable currency when you have a server this insane?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 27
Enchantments Applied: 191 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Magic Crystals Found: 24
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 85 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
Endless Night Skies: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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