Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Undead Armies Raised: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP

    Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fidget spinner for your Minecraft experience – constantly spinning with excitement and fun!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo where you can tame a creeper and teach it to do tricks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of our annual llama racing competition!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 25
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

    Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

    So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ExWifeExileCraft

    ExWifeExileCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

    Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

    Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Buildings Constructed: 28
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

    BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5999 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Magic Items Found: 8128 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • RLfactions

    RLfactions

    RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

    This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Mines Excavated: 4176
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • QuoteMC

    QuoteMC

    Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 188 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

    Description We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    Discord Link https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the realm of Etheria? You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
    What activities are available in the realm? We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    How many members are currently in the realm? We currently have around 17 members.
    Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm? Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
    Is PvP allowed in the realm? Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Zombie Dances: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 110 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

    Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Emeralds Found: 6729 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • /pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General

    /pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

    Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 82 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 7474
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

    CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP
    Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Mines Excavated: 1221
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyLifeLessons

    CraftyLifeLessons
    Have you ever learned valuable life lessons from a video game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn that the best way to survive in the wild is by building a house out of giant mushrooms! Trust us, it’s totally practical and not at all ridiculous.

    Join our server and you’ll also discover that the key to success is riding around on a pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head. It may sound strange, but hey, it works for us!

    But the most important lesson you’ll learn on our server is that friendship is magic…literally. Build a unicorn stable with your friends and ride off into the sunset on your majestic steeds. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft world full of sparkly unicorns?

    So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 141 Enchantments Applied: 210
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Burnout Block Party

    Burnout Block Party
    so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we got all da crazy stuff u never knew u needed in minecraft. we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese.

    if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.

    we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Xvxr

    Xvxr

    GREAT BOX SERVER! Join now! Owner is active! Not p2w! Multiple YouTubers in the server! Free items and giveaway’s frequently! Accepting all media creators and streamers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Falling into the Void: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Gods Slained: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Animals Bred: 46
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Villages Defended: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Block Ops Minecraft Server

    Block Ops Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as Hitler’s false flag attacks? Look no further! Our server is so outlandish, even the Nazis would be impressed.

    Join us and experience the thrill of launching your own propaganda campaign to justify invading other players’ territories. Just like Hitler, you can create fake casus belli and confuse your enemies with your deceptive tactics.

    Take part in epic battles inspired by Operation Himmler, where you can reenact the assault on the Gleitwitz radio station with your friends. Dress up in Polish uniforms and broadcast anti-German messages as you fight for control of the airwaves.

    With outrageous events like the attack on the customs station at Hochlinden and the assault on the forest service station at Pitschen, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

    So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner dictator as you conquer, deceive, and dominate your way to victory! Just remember, on our server, the truth doesn’t matter – it’s all about who comes out on top in the end.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Falling into the Void: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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