Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 New Chunks Explored: 277096
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 64 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Magic Items Found: 6047 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

    PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

    imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Westera SMP

    Westera SMP

    Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

    Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

    Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TerraFirmaGreg
    Modpack TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
    Claimed Chunks 50 per player
    Force Loaded Chunks 3 per player
    Discord https://ds.leafxp.net

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What is the modpack for this server?

    The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

    2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

    Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

    3. Is the server up 24/7?

    Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

    4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

    All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

    Crafty Nations Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 26

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP

    Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP
    Tired of playing as a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server lets you play as a sassy little girl with magical powers! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, now you can cast spells and summon unicorns to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) on the server.

    Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some magic happen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Gods Slained: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MagicManiac Minecraft SMP

    MagicManiac Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with mystical creatures, enchanted lands, and secret potions that will make you feel like a wizard.

    Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a dragon and breathe fire like a phoenix. Plus, our admins are actually wizards in disguise, so if you ask them nicely, they might just grant you three wishes (no guarantees though).

    But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the diamonds on the server into blocks of cheese just for laughs!

    So if you’re ready to experience the closest thing humans have to magic, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to be spellbound!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real

    BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

    Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MapleMC

    MapleMC

    MapleMC is a Minecraft Survival server with chill community where you can aim to become the best player by grinding to get loot, creating clans, earning money, and fighting others. You can also decide to live peacefully with peaceful clans.

    IP: Play.MapleMC.fun

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Towns Built: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Potions Brewed: 171 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • NexCraft Eternal

    NexCraft Eternal

    Key Features of the Towny Server Town Creation and Management: Players can create their own towns, recruit residents, and expand into bustling cities. Form alliances or go to war with other towns! Economy: Towny integrates a player-run economy, so you can trade resources, set taxes, and manage finances to build your empire. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers and claim land as your own. The more you expand, the more influence your town gains in the world! Nation System: Towns can form into nations for protection or dominance. Compete in server-wide events and see which nation reigns supreme. And more! The team is working with various mods and additional configurations to create the ultimate experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Dimension Hops: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Green Acres Minecraft Server

    Green Acres Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and memes galore!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Cecilia Immergreen once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you join our server, you too can become a legendary warrior like Cecilia and conquer all the mobs in your path.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the 269th Wind, a mysterious force that grants players incredible powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? The 269th Wind can make it happen!

    And let’s not forget about our epic streams. Witness the epic battles of balltomo as we avenge their honor and save the world from certain doom. Plus, our important videos will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your very existence.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s go, gamers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 119
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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