Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 45 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Magic Wands Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 148 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

    Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Emeralds Found: 7595
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 67 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

    Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

    BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

    Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

    On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

    Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Animals Bred: 35
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 430 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

    GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Mythical Swords Crafted: 90
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftyDisasterAdvice

    CraftyDisasterAdvice
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 411 Emeralds Found: 547
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Towns Built: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • NextLevel Network

    NextLevel Network

    Welcome to Nextlevel Network

    Explore Nextlevel Network, where Survival, Factions, and KitPvP come together to create an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

    Survival: Dive into a rich, expansive world where you can explore, build, and thrive. With an active and friendly community, you can collaborate or carve out your own path.

    Factions: Join or create your own faction to conquer territories and dominate the world. Build powerful alliances or wage war against rivals. It’s survival of the fittest in this land of endless opportunities.

    KitPvP: Hone your combat skills in our action-packed KitPvP arenas. Choose your kit, perfect your strategies, and rise through the ranks to become the ultimate champion.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Crops Grown: 6384
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Moonscape Network

    Moonscape Network

    Even though Minecraft is played by people of all ages, many multiplayer servers are not friendly to younger audiences and may allow toxicity, profanity, and other sorts of harmful behavior. Many servers also attempt to provide their players with significant advantages in the form of items or perks in exchange for their hard-earned money, which could lead to economic burden, among other consequences. Lastly, many servers nowadays arguably lack uniqueness and engagement, making it difficult to be creative and to come up with unique ideas that could provide a more enjoyable multiplayer experience.

    Upon reviewing these flaws, there is a need for a multiplayer experience that is friendly to all, fair to all, as well as engaging and fun. Moonscape Network is an answer to that call.

    Moonscape Network is an ongoing Minecraft server passion project that started in April of 2023. It is currently a small server that will evolve to become a network of mini-games for players of all ages to enjoy!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. Friendly admins

    3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Dragon Eggs Found: 6585

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

    McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name ChillCraft
    Server Type Survival
    Server Rules Cooperate on large builds, have Discord for communication
    Description Looking for chill people interested in helping fill out and enjoy the world, creating interconnected builds

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do I need Discord to join? It is highly recommended to have Discord for communication purposes.
    Can I join if I prefer playing alone? While cooperation is encouraged, you can still join and play at your own pace.
    Are there any banned items or behaviors? There are no banned items, but griefing and inappropriate behavior is not allowed.
    How do I join the server? Message the server owner for the IP address and any additional instructions.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with battles, tactics, and total chaos!

    Imagine a world where you can roll charts to determine your fate, just like in Total War: Warhammer! Will you conquer all or fall to your enemies? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special edition called Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties where you can rule like a true Egyptian pharaoh! Build pyramids, command armies, and unleash your inner Cleopatra!

    And if that’s not enough, we have older titles that will transport you to a time of epic battles and legendary conquests. It’s like stepping into a time machine and becoming a warrior from the past!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this world of total war and pharaohs!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP

    Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to have a massive llama race across the entire map. But here’s the catch – they were all riding pigs! It was a sight to behold, with pigs squealing and llamas spitting everywhere. And guess what? The winner got a diamond block as a prize!

    But that’s not all! We also have weekly “Build Battle” events where players have to build the most outrageous and hilarious structures they can think of. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’re going to see next.

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck at our “Death Drop” challenge, where you have to jump off a massive tower into a pool of lava below. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained chickens ready to rescue you if things go south.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and laugh-out-loud experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (◕‿◕)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 809 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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