Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Endless Night Skies: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Dimension Hops: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

    Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

    BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

    Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

    On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

    Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

    GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 884 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyDisasterAdvice

    CraftyDisasterAdvice
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NextLevel Network

    NextLevel Network

    Welcome to Nextlevel Network

    Explore Nextlevel Network, where Survival, Factions, and KitPvP come together to create an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

    Survival: Dive into a rich, expansive world where you can explore, build, and thrive. With an active and friendly community, you can collaborate or carve out your own path.

    Factions: Join or create your own faction to conquer territories and dominate the world. Build powerful alliances or wage war against rivals. It’s survival of the fittest in this land of endless opportunities.

    KitPvP: Hone your combat skills in our action-packed KitPvP arenas. Choose your kit, perfect your strategies, and rise through the ranks to become the ultimate champion.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Mines Excavated: 1422 Chimeras Created: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Moonscape Network

    Moonscape Network

    Even though Minecraft is played by people of all ages, many multiplayer servers are not friendly to younger audiences and may allow toxicity, profanity, and other sorts of harmful behavior. Many servers also attempt to provide their players with significant advantages in the form of items or perks in exchange for their hard-earned money, which could lead to economic burden, among other consequences. Lastly, many servers nowadays arguably lack uniqueness and engagement, making it difficult to be creative and to come up with unique ideas that could provide a more enjoyable multiplayer experience.

    Upon reviewing these flaws, there is a need for a multiplayer experience that is friendly to all, fair to all, as well as engaging and fun. Moonscape Network is an answer to that call.

    Moonscape Network is an ongoing Minecraft server passion project that started in April of 2023. It is currently a small server that will evolve to become a network of mini-games for players of all ages to enjoy!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 439 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. Friendly admins

    3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 14
    Mines Excavated: 3109 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

    McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name ChillCraft
    Server Type Survival
    Server Rules Cooperate on large builds, have Discord for communication
    Description Looking for chill people interested in helping fill out and enjoy the world, creating interconnected builds

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do I need Discord to join? It is highly recommended to have Discord for communication purposes.
    Can I join if I prefer playing alone? While cooperation is encouraged, you can still join and play at your own pace.
    Are there any banned items or behaviors? There are no banned items, but griefing and inappropriate behavior is not allowed.
    How do I join the server? Message the server owner for the IP address and any additional instructions.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with battles, tactics, and total chaos!

    Imagine a world where you can roll charts to determine your fate, just like in Total War: Warhammer! Will you conquer all or fall to your enemies? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special edition called Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties where you can rule like a true Egyptian pharaoh! Build pyramids, command armies, and unleash your inner Cleopatra!

    And if that’s not enough, we have older titles that will transport you to a time of epic battles and legendary conquests. It’s like stepping into a time machine and becoming a warrior from the past!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this world of total war and pharaohs!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 62
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP

    Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to have a massive llama race across the entire map. But here’s the catch – they were all riding pigs! It was a sight to behold, with pigs squealing and llamas spitting everywhere. And guess what? The winner got a diamond block as a prize!

    But that’s not all! We also have weekly “Build Battle” events where players have to build the most outrageous and hilarious structures they can think of. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’re going to see next.

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck at our “Death Drop” challenge, where you have to jump off a massive tower into a pool of lava below. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained chickens ready to rescue you if things go south.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and laugh-out-loud experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (◕‿◕)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Laid by Dad Jokes

    Laid by Dad Jokes
    come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 115 Runes Activated: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Mine Mc

    Mine Mc

    LIFESTEAL ECO. PVP. CRATES. BOOSTER,MONTHLY,IMMORTAL,RARE. KOTH. PVP ARENA. 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • moonrealms

    moonrealms

    a cool survival server: for every 25 levels you get heart store, events and a lot more join now, for more fun:)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Magic Items Found: 7409
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Lifesteal Factions: Where your survival depends on snagging snacks from unsuspecting players!

    Lifesteal Factions: Where your survival depends on snagging snacks from unsuspecting players!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address lifestealfactions.duckdns.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3
    Description Come play on lifesteal factions! A simple server with a small community.
    World Border 16X16K
    Features Factions, hardcore PvP, anti X-ray, no cheats, crossplay

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What is the server IP address?

    The server IP address is lifestealfactions.duckdns.org. You can connect to it to start playing.

    2. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

    Yes, there is a Discord server available at https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3. Join to interact with other players and stay updated on server news.

    3. What is the world border size on the server?

    The world border size is 16X16K, providing a limited area for players to explore and build in.

    4. What features does the server offer?

    The server offers factions gameplay, hardcore PvP experience, anti X-ray protection, no cheating policy, and crossplay compatibility.

    5. Can I use cheats on the server?

    No, cheating is not allowed on the server. Players must abide by the rules and play fair.

    6. What kind of community does the server have?

    The server has a small community of players who enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal gameplay. Join in to experience the thrill of faction wars.

    7. Is the server suitable for players who like intense PvP battles?

    Yes, if you enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal, this server is perfect for you. Engage in challenging battles and conquer your enemies.

    8. How can I start playing on the server?

    Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided and join the Discord server for more information. Have fun and enjoy your gameplay!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Farms Harvested: 561
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Doge Coin Minecraft Server

    Doge Coin Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old thing? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where you can trade Dogecoin for diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Doge Coin Mine, where players can dig for virtual currency while fending off zombie traders and evil Endermen. Rumor has it that whoever collects the most Dogecoin will be granted three wishes by the elusive Doge himself!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, in this world, the only currency that matters is Dogecoin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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