Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Villages Defended: 17 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • VetHospitalMassacre

    VetHospitalMassacre
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

    Respawned Memories: Life 2.0
    yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

    join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

    we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1917 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Magic Items Found: 4129
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Build your own home
    PVP other players in arena
    Play chat games
    Gain exclusive MC items through shop
    Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

    And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

    LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own home on the server? Yes, you can build your own home.
    Are there any PVP options available? Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
    How can I gain exclusive MC items? You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
    Is there a way to become a staff member? Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

    Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 599 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Magic Items Found: 5834

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • SongAddict Minecraft SMP

    SongAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 New Chunks Explored: 363274
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 68
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 2486
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2863 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Void Gems Collected: 19
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Dimension Hops: 15 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Emeralds Found: 5637
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Star Shards Collected: 299

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Star Shards Collected: 253
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5038 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 96 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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