RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Ores Mined:	7916

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

advice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, moving forward, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, SMP18AdviceMinecraft, wisdom, young adulthood

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	50	Farms Harvested:	843
Void Armor Forged:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

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come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	3787
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	2413	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Divine Spears Created:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyQuotez

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“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

Behavior, blocks, comparison, Differences, double standards, empowerment, Individuality, judgment, Labels, Minecraft, normal, normal mode, personal choice, Self-expression, Server, sexual expression, Sexuality, slut, Slut mode, slutty, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmas

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Meteorites Collected:	0	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HangryCraft

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ZHumorCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.