hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Falling into the Void: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Magic Items Found: 6874 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Potions Brewed: 66
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Void Gems Collected: 35

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Crops Grown: 5543 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 New Chunks Explored: 53138
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2076 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 93 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Gods Slained: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Animals Bred: 105 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

    KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 183
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Star Shards Collected: 58
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mines Excavated: 4359

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1862 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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