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| Players: |
96/900 |
Votes: |
8224 |
| Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: |
6 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: |
7 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: |
12 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: |
3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: |
3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: |
2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: |
6 |
| Falling into the Void: |
2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: |
16 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: |
1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: |
13 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: |
2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: |
7 |
so, like, this
server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, a secret underground lair where we keep all our enchanted weapons.
like, one time, this dude tried to grief our base and we straight up summoned a dragon to take him out. it was epic, bro.
also, we have this crazy mini game where you have to ride pigs through a lava obstacle course. it’s, like, super intense and, like, totally worth it if you win.
plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can, like, shoot fireballs out of his hands and turn creepers into kittens. it’s, like, insane, man.
so, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and full of surprises, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
