Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2934

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4085	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	281848	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5903
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Runes Activated:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	6887	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Love Letters Sent:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	242

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	218
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Emeralds Found:	4050	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	395
Mines Excavated:	1845	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6614	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1858
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	New Chunks Explored:	107101
Mines Excavated:	4325	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	197
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

play.hopela.fr