Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ores Mined:	7833
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4994	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

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Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Crops Grown:	1136	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Alien Abductions:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	1331
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Farms Harvested:	432	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mines Excavated:	2864	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	4825
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	171	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Magic Items Found:	6582
Buildings Constructed:	28	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com