Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9131
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Items Found:	5509

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1142	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Animals Bred:	191	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Towns Built:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dimension Hops:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11
Holy Grails Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	7

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1602	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Towns Built:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Animals Bred:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3757
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	419
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Love Letters Sent:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Zombie Dances:	1

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ores Mined:	9483
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com