Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Potions Brewed:	92	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	168	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

play.castaway.gg

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

elementcraft.net

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Buildings Constructed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

135.125.189.27:25569

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

islandmemories.shockbyte.cc

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	355223	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

ddss.craftersland.net

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Crops Grown:	3850
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Farms Harvested:	169
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

play.utopiverse.net

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	937	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Divine Spears Created:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

pokecentral.org

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
New Chunks Explored:	983618	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6732
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Farms Harvested:	608
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Farms Harvested:	859
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Divine Spears Created:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to the brand new SlimeSMP! Survival 1.20 + new world generation <!> Player Ran Economy <!> Grief Protection <!> NEED STAFF! <!> Free Ranks <!> Custom Items <!> Semi Vanilla AND NEW THINGS ADDED EVERYDAY! If you are connecting via Bedrock Edition use the below IP’s BEDROCK IPS (PORT: 19132) ————————– b.slimesmp.org bedrock.slimesmp.org

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Votes:	8583	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Emeralds Found:	1182	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Buildings Constructed:	49
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9515	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host