Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	58
Runes Activated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Towns Built:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

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Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Void Armor Forged:	29
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4039	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7003
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	53	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Crops Grown:	7734
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Potions Brewed:	134	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	186	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	148

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9839

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

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