Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2831
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Farms Harvested:	739	Villages Defended:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1739
Mines Excavated:	1512	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Dragons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Farms Harvested:	351	Alien Abductions:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Crops Grown:	3391
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6079	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	254	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net