Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4881
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	262
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Magic Items Found:	4762	Dragon Eggs Found:	9378
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Animals Bred:	104	Underground Cities Explored:	5

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5464	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ores Mined:	9390
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	593885
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Towns Built:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8164
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mines Excavated:	4917	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net