Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	9263	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ores Mined:	3258
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Farms Harvested:	579	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magic Items Found:	4275	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

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Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ores Mined:	4588	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Animals Bred:	75	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Crops Grown:	9547	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

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MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9400	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1062
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchantments Applied:	271	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

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Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	New Chunks Explored:	828171
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	305864	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Villages Defended:	5	Magic Items Found:	1071
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	178	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

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Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8389	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Divine Spears Created:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Secret Passages Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

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