Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Enchantments Applied:	127	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6558	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Animals Bred:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

play.supercraft.in

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

play.acentramc.com

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	4	New Chunks Explored:	869890
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

arcaneva.com

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Potions Brewed:	145
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

mc.skyblade.pro

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

ms.storyfortune.net

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	88
Votes:	3741	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

play.obiworldmc.com

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Void Gems Collected:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	New Chunks Explored:	171655
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crops Grown:	7298	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Lifestealmc.net

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Villages Defended:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

simplyvanilla.net

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Love Letters Sent:	19
Void Gems Collected:	27	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

play.augustatowny.com

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

play.gravitymc.xyz

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	745988
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

mc.charlieroleplay.it

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchantments Applied:	287
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

interstellarmc.cc

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

mc.vanillahypeserver.com

Blockcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Blockcraft is a Minecraft server on version 1.20.1 just waiting to be played! Land claims, toggle PvP, and a player-based economy are just a few of the features you will find on this survival server. It also has crates for awesome in-game rewards! But we’re more than just minecrafting and blocks here, We’re a very close knitt community, with amazing dedicated staff, active playerbase and discord, we host regular events including Sunday Funday where you can will free ranks and crate keys! We have xmas and new years partys and players of all ages from 5 to 85! We have warps setup to help you navigate the shops run by players, the community center with items to get you going from the start, not to mention amazing events run throughout the year. Swing by and say hi and play minecraft your way! We are a Uk based server so ping may vary, To note we allow the use of English only in General chat, but you may dm in your chosen language, We are fully supportive of everyone here at blockcraft and we do not tolerate any form of bullying or harrasment of any kind. We’d love for you to come and join us and start your adventure today! Come join in on all the fun happening right here on Blockcraft! Bedrock port :19132

play.blockcraft.uk

BennixMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Welcome to BennixMC, the ultimate Minecraft adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a server filled with endless possibilities across multiple game modes.Join our SUPER SMP and experience a thrilling Minecraft journey like no other. Engage in intense PVP battles with our overhauled system, trade with shops, and explore customized terrain that guarantees a unique experience for every player. Claim your land, decorate with mini blocks, and unlock rewards as you improve your skills. Don’t forget to mine spawners with silk touch and catch custom fish to add excitement to your adventure. Plus, unleash your creativity in our dedicated Creative Plots, where your imagination has no limits.If you’re up for a challenge, test your agility and determination in our infinite parkour courses. Race against the clock, conquer gravity-defying jumps, and overcome intricate obstacles in pursuit of parkour perfection.No mods needed! Our server is available on both BEDROCK and JAVA platforms, making it accessible to players on PC, Mobile, PS4, Xbox, and Nintendo Switch. And the best part? There are no world resets, allowing you to build, conquer, and create without limits.Join us now at play.bennixmc.com on port 25565 and become part of our thriving community. Stay connected and get the latest updates by joining our Discord server at discord.gg/B848STG5wz. Your epic Minecraft adventure starts here, at BennixMC!

play.bennixmc.com