Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3219
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Chimeras Created:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Votes:	1278	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Emeralds Found:	2118
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Ores Mined:	9681
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Buildings Constructed:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Star Shards Collected:	199
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Farms Harvested:	482	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

[1.20+] [play.oasissmp.gg]Oasis SMP is a newly released survival multiplayer server.Server Features: Land claiming Skills to level up Custom fishing Custom world & vanilla world, Jobs to earn money Shop creationIP: play.oasissmp.gg Version: 1.20+ Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5004	Divine Spears Created:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Farms Harvested:	798

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	153393	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Animals Bred:	76

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Introducing InfiniteMCInfiniteMC is a fun community server with tons of entertaining and enjoyable survival options to choose from. We have a large variety of ways you can choose to survive on in Minecraft and we guarantee you will have a complete, unique and enjoyable experience when you join InfiniteMC. The staff and regular players are dedicated on providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players, we hope to see you join us soon!Java / Bedrock compatibility Keep inventory Slimefun Towny Pyromining & Pyrofishing Player shops / Player warps / Player auctions Casino Rank up with in-game money Free daily crates for voting Competitive economy

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	518125
Animals Bred:	82	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	2604
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Enchantments Applied:	195	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

alliancecraft.net