Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4524
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Towns Built:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4359	Evil Twin Fights:	1

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Minebits Network [1.18+ Supported]– ON Prisons – Tycoons – EarthSMP – Active Community – Events & Keyalls– BEDROCK SUPPORT (PORT 19132)Join Now!

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ores Mined:	1489
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Star Shards Collected:	57	Votes:	2022
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Towns Built:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	155

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Villages Defended:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Farms Harvested:	650
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mines Excavated:	4917
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Available on JAVA & Bedrock! PC, Mobile, Xbox, Playstation, Nintendo & more!We have been online for 13+ years and counting! Join the oldest and best Economy Minecraft Server with more than 40,000+ officially registered members worldwide!Website: https://ecocitycraft.com Wiki: https://ecocitycraft.com/wiki Shop: https://ecocitycraft.com/shop Discord: https://ecocitycraft.com/discord New survival economy releases for 1.20.4 in 2024!Join our community of 13+ years and counting. Meet the friendly staff, the dedicated players, and make new friends for life. We aren’t just your regular Minecraft server, we are a long standing dedicated gaming community that will welcome you with open arms. Come on down, make some EcoDollars, and join the fun! Do you have what it takes to become the richest?Servers come and go, some close, some vanish, but not here! Have peace of mind knowing we’ve been going strong for 13+ years and have no plans to ever stop. Your gaming experience and progress is 100% secure with EcoCityCraft!

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Hopela: The Golden Fleece is the first phase of our unique adventure. This survival server offers an immersive experience with:Over 800 exciting quests Reach 70 levels of epic adventures Discover various professions and show off your skills Explore an XXL public dungeon – a challenge for the bravest Find hidden treasures and surprises at every turn :first_place: Special Challenge: The first player to reach level 70 will win an Official Minecraft Creeper Plush worth €31.99! So, invite your friends and all your contacts for this legendary quest!:date: The adventure begins on December 1, 2023 – Prepare your m&m’s and your Coke, the adventure awaits you!

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Votes:	5304
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net