RMS’s World Domination Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is a wild and wacky place because RMS didn’t spend 40 years gatekeeping women out of tech! Join us for a server filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs because without RMS, anything is possible!

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena instead of blowing up your creations. And forget about boring old mining for resources – here, you can just ask nicely and the blocks will jump right into your inventory!

But that’s not all – thanks to RMS not being a tech tyrant, our server has a secret portal to a dimension where all the cats are giant and ride around on llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and the world’s best chocolate chip cookies.

So come join us on our RMS-free Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper dance party)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BankruptCraft

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Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Girl Power Zone

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come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Meteorites Collected:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	45
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Emeralds Found:	2151	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RiskTakerMC SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Emeralds Found:	4750	Chimeras Created:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Zonikyo Network

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A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	482	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3701	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

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Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GigaSpeeds 938 – 145GHz

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Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got speeds faster than a cheetah on Red Bull! We talkin’ 938 Gigabits per second, fam! That’s like, faster than your grandma tryna catch the bus! Our bandwidth is so high, it’s like we on a whole ‘nother level, man. We breakin’ records left and right, like we the Usain Bolt of Minecraft servers. So come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody doin’ it like us!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Towns Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!