come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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