so like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got raids and stuff happening all the time, just like that time Iran summoned the German ambassador after raiding that Islamic group in Germany.

but get this, on our server, the Islamic group is actually a bunch of creeper worshippers trying to bring about a creeper revolution in Minecraft that would create a world ruled by exploding green dudes. it’s insane, man.

you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest Minecraft revolution ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. explosions and chaos await, my dude. explosions and chaos await.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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