so like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got raids and stuff happening all the time, just like that time Iran summoned the German ambassador after raiding that Islamic group in Germany.

but get this, on our server, the Islamic group is actually a bunch of creeper worshippers trying to bring about a creeper revolution in Minecraft that would create a world ruled by exploding green dudes. it’s insane, man.

you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest Minecraft revolution ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. explosions and chaos await, my dude. explosions and chaos await.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Divine Spears Created: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Battle Standards Raised: 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Mines Excavated: 1462

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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