so, like, this server is like totally awesome, man. like, we did this study with like 1.2 billion observations and found out that women are, like, way better at rating stuff online than men. it’s, like, a whole gender rating gap thing, dude. and, like, the reason is because, like, women who are unhappy are, like, less likely to leave a review because they’re scared of getting, like, negative feedback and stuff.

so, like, if you wanna be on a server where the ladies are, like, totally ruling the reviews and stuff, then you gotta join us, man. plus, we have, like, insane stories that will blow your mind, like one time a creeper and a zombie got into a dance battle and everyone was, like, cheering them on. it was, like, epic, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server where the women are rocking the ratings and the crazy stories will keep you entertained for hours. it’s, like, the best place to be, man.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Magic Items Found: 1762 Potions Brewed: 153
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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