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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Enchantments Applied: 156 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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