RetroRegrets: Fixing My Past! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Corpse Detection System

Attuned, corpse, DETECTION, identified, mechanism stops operating, presence of corpses, receptor, removing dead cells, signal, spatially tuned, surprising mechanism, System

lol imagine a minecraft server where u gotta remove dead cells to survive! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! u gotta be spatially tuned to the presence of corpses or else u die! but watch out, if one receptor disappears, the whole mechanism stops operating! it’s like a crazy game of survival and strategy, join now if u dare!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2731
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Shadow garden SMP

Adventure, Buy, challenge, Economy, Empire, expand, ISLAND, marketplace, Minecraft, PROFITS, PvP, rare items, Sell, Server, shadow garden SMP, Skyblock, Survival, THRIVING, Trade, Ultimate, Void

Dive into the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills will be put to the test! On our server, you’ll start with nothing but a tiny island in the sky and a dream of thriving in the vast void. Can you turn a small plot of land into a bustling empire? Advanced Economy – Trade, buy, and sell items in our dynamic marketplace. Use your profits to expand your island and acquire rare items.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Emeralds Found:	9943	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crops Grown:	6576
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Pearly Gates of Valhalla: Where progress comes with a side of laughter

Achievements, alliances, Boss Battles, building, Challenges, Community, Custom Items, Dungeons, Dynamic world, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, GATES, Laughter, Loot, Minigames, pearly, progress, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Side, Skill Progression, smp, Survival, Valhalla

Welcome to The Gates of Valhalla

Overview
Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla! Innovative Progression Like Never Before Fresh, Untouched World Awaits Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests Survive the Night’s Perils Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is The Gates of Valhalla?	The Gates of Valhalla is a Minecraft server offering innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, challenging night perils, and a thriving community.
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP gates.ValhallaCraft.org.
Is there a Discord for the server?	Yes, you can join the server’s Discord at https://www.valhallacraft.org.
What sets The Gates of Valhalla apart from other Minecraft servers?	The server offers exclusive abilities, rare items, prestigious ranks, dynamic storylines, weekly events, and a close-knit community.
What can I expect in terms of gameplay on The Gates of Valhalla?	Players can experience a journey of discovery and power, with evolving world challenges, unique quests, and game-changing loot rewards.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Potions Brewed:	186	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Enchantments Applied:	219
Meteorites Collected:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Imperial Craft Minecraft Server

capitalism, Colonialism, Craft, economic exploitation, global power dynamics, historical context, Human nature, Imperial, imperialism, imperialism analysis, imperialism consequences, imperialism critique, imperialism debate, imperialism ideology, imperialism imperialism theory, imperialism justification, imperialism motives, imperialism perspectives, imperialism resistance, Minecraft, political domination, Server, social inequality, theory

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you anti-capitalist gamers out there! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds we’ve stolen from the bourgeoisie. Join us and become a diamond-stealing rebel!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of communist chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours on our revolutionary Minecraft server!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be a part of the most epic anti-capitalist Minecraft adventure ever? Join now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Crops Grown:	2626
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

battle, Board, challenge, Code, Competition, deathmatch, Game, games, host, hour, Hunger, Hunger Games, Hunger Games #07, image, kill, Minecraft, name.., neater, Serve, smp, strategy, Survival, tributes, volunteer, volunteering

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

avoidance, coping mechanisms, denial, emotional well being, ignoring, introspection, Life, mental health, personal boundaries, red flag, RedFlagIgnorerMC, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, smp, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits, warning signs

Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	50	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

acceptance, biggest regret, Blunders, forgiveness, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, letting go, life choices, life lessons, living with no regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	2583	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

Billions, Conflict, CraftyPixel, financial aid, gaza, Government, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian state, peace process, political decision making, Politics, REJECTED, resistance, Reveals, Server, Son, Terrorism

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ores Mined:	3259
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Emeralds Found:	8573
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Emeralds Found:	7327	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchantments Applied:	187	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Character Banners, Feixiao, feixiao 0910, feixiao files, feixiao general, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Farms Harvested:	773
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Potions Brewed:	186	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

accommodations, Airport, cancelled flight, comfort, creepy, Decision making, exhaustion, fear, friendship, Hotel, HotelCraft, Loneliness, NoAirportSleep, overnight stay, Selfishness, sleep deprivation, stranded, Support, travel, uk, unknown place, Visa

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1