Griefer server!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 41 | Star Shards Collected: | 137 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But wait, there’s more! We have a Sync Grid Simulator that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our Eggmon viability guide/tier list. You’ll be hatching eggs like a pro in no time.
Oh, and did we mention our Legendary Gauntlet Info? It’s so legendary, even Herobrine is jealous. And if you’re into model ripping/datamining projects, we’ve got a FAQ that will blow your mind (literally, it’s explosive).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have Pokémon Masters EX and a soundtrack that will make your ears bleed with joy? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
On our server, there are no rules, no limits, and definitely no boring tutorials on how to play. Just jump in and start causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Want to see videos of the craziest stunts and builds our players have come up with? We’ve got ’em! Want to share your own insane Minecraft creations with the world? Drop a link in the chat and watch the chaos unfold.
So why wait? Join our server today and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry creepers). Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
We’ve got players praising us for our attention to detail, saying our server is better than any Japanese historical drama out there. And don’t even get us started on the chuds who can’t handle that Mariko isn’t their idea of beautiful – they’re giving us zero stars! But hey, we’re not here to please everyone, just those who want to have a hilarious time exploring a wacky version of Japan in Minecraft. Join us now and prepare for some epic battles and crazy adventures!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 254 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us if you want to be part of a community where the players are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our epic parties.
And don’t even get us started on the crazy events we host. From building competitions where you can show off your mad building skills to PvP battles that will make you question if you’re really in the game or an action movie.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 124963 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of Ukrainian military officers join your game and share their grim perspective on the war. But don’t worry, because Zelensky himself is trying to find a way for you to not retreat from the battlefield!
And that’s not all – we have actual German aid worth 10 billion euros waiting for you in-game! Plus, Lavrov might show up and drop some spicy gossip about Zelensky’s term expiration. Who needs regular Minecraft drama when you can have geopolitical intrigue?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that Israel controls the NATO Council and you denounce the Talmud (for some reason). See you in the game!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of love, rumored to grant its wielder eternal happiness and a lifetime supply of virtual roses. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a pixelated companion who will never argue with you about whose turn it is to do the dishes?
So swipe right on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to lonely nights spent mining for diamonds alone. Love is just a crafting table away!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until your sides hurt as you navigate through wacky challenges and epic quests.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging explosive surprises. And don’t forget about our annual “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant,” where contestants compete for the title of the most fabulous dragon in all of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 90 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie Spongebob clones, riding on flying llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being chased by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mehmet Şponbobğlu himself, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dab this master of moves and claim victory?
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures, the ridiculous shenanigans, and the absolute madness that is Mehmet Şponbobğlu’s Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for epic battles where the only weapons are hooves and swords, and the only strategy is to charge headfirst into the chaos. Watch out for flying pigs, exploding sheep, and the occasional rogue llama looking for a fight.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Horse Olympics, where players compete in events such as jousting, barrel racing, and synchronized jumping. The winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new saddle for their trusty steed.
So saddle up, grab your sword, and get ready for the ride of your life on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Just remember: on this server, the only way to survive is to ride your horse and hit shit.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 20 | Ores Mined: | 6179 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 114 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 228 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5114 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but ramen noodles and body pillows of your favorite waifus. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden hot spring where you can relax and chat about the latest episodes of your favorite shows.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner anime fan run wild! Who needs the real world when you can live in a pixelated paradise filled with all the anime goodness you could ever dream of?
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
