Griefer server!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 602 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6749 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 130 | Farms Harvested: | 171 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 207 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Potions Brewed: | 190 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!
Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.
3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!
4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.
5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 6063 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 191 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters and save the world from evil (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat).
But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world.
And don’t even get me started on our PvP Series 5. Show off your combat skills and dominate the arena like a true Minecraft warrior.
But that’s not all! We have meetups scheduled where you can hang out with other players and talk about your favorite anime or movies. From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a talking llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
But wait, there’s more! Meet our virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, and Nene Amano. These pixelated divas will serenade you with their enchanting voices and make you question reality itself.
And if that’s not enough, we have a whole squad of kawaii friends ready to team up with you. From Prism to Tsunderia, our alliances will dominate the virtual world like never before. Plus, don’t forget about Reina’s pet crustacean Ebi and Nene’s pet crustacean Kani – they’re the real MVPs of this server.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to get too lost in the virtual world – you might never want to leave!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1009 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
