Griefer server!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Ores Mined: | 7671 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.
So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 125 | New Chunks Explored: | 85012 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 141 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 2704 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 202 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!
So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Ores Mined: | 1339 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 281 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!
So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!
Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 49 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.
But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?
Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:
🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.
🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.
🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟
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| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.
But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?
So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 523 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Imagine waking up in a room with a cutish twink and feeling confused about your sexuality. But fear not, because on this server, you can explore your desires without judgment.
Embrace your inner adventurer as you navigate through a world where anything is possible. Encounter ftm trans players and discover new connections that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that is totally not gay but incredibly fun!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 449 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But that’s not all! The ender dragon was transformed into a giant kaiju terrorizing the land, and players had to team up with their favorite anime heroes to defeat it. And when you enter the Nether, you’ll find yourself in a waifu-filled wonderland where every block is made of pocky sticks and ramen bowls float in the air.
So, if you’re a fan of anime and manga, this server is the place to be. Join us now and embark on a weeb-tastic adventure like no other!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we embrace the Latine culture with open arms! Join us for a wild ride filled with fiestas, sombreros, and maybe even a few llamas running around.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden taco stand where they could trade diamonds for delicious tacos made by our resident Latine chef, Juanita. They ate so many tacos that they gained the power of teleportation and could travel to any corner of the map in the blink of an eye!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pinata Dungeon, where players can battle fierce pinatas filled with rare loot. Rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss pinata, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Latine gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Viva Latine!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
