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| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where winning is so easy that you’ll be slaying dragons with your eyes closed! Our starting staff is so OP that even Chuck Norris would be jealous. Join us and become a DPS monster with the power of Poseidon and Hecate at your fingertips. And don’t even get me started on the Daedalus hammer – double-shot madness, baby!
Omega attacks? More like omega useless! But hey, at least you’ll get a damage buff if your mana meter isn’t full. Who needs omega attacks when you’ve got all this power at your disposal?
Come join us on our server and dominate like never before. Just make sure you’re ready to win every single run – because that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world and dive into a world of pure fun and adventure! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD stories that will make you want to hit that join button right now!
Did you hear about the highly influential university that canceled a Muslim speaker for absolutely no reason? That’s right, suspected racism at its finest! But fear not, on our server, everyone is welcome no matter what their background is. We embrace diversity like no other!
And get this, a black Harvard Gay was actually fired for not supporting Israel! Can you believe it? On our server, we encourage freedom of speech and expression, no matter how outrageous it may be!
But wait, there’s more! Harvard is now using standardized test scores again, after originally stopping because they were deemed racist. Now that black students are protesting Israel, they bring back the “racist anti-black SATs”. On our server, we believe in fairness and equality for all players, no matter what their test scores may be!
So what are you waiting for? Join our INSANE Minecraft server today and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4390 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorns, rainbow bridges, and dancing llamas. They couldn’t believe their eyes! And that player? They never left. Because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave either.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond castle, guarded by a fierce dragon who only accepts players with the most epic building skills. Are you up for the challenge?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 8825 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of dating apps and bad boy Chads!
Back in the day, before the era of dating apps, you had to call your crush’s house and risk having their parents answer the phone. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress so impenetrable that not even Chad himself can break through!
Join us for epic adventures, unlimited diamonds, and the chance to show off your mad crafting skills to impress even the toughest of parents. Who needs dating apps when you can conquer the pixelated world with your friends by your side?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those pesky parents and bad boys in the dust!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Our server is so epic, even Herobrine is scared to log on. We have dragons that shoot rainbows out of their mouths and unicorns that drop diamonds wherever they trot.
But that’s not all! We have a secret treasure island where you can find enchanted golden apples and magic wands that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the legendary hero you were always meant to be! And remember, on our server, the best tales girl always gets the most screentime!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4526 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2182 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Our server is home to the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you shear them all at once, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. But be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a giant marshmallow!
Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our ridiculously difficult parkour course, where the floor is made of lava and the obstacles are made of rainbows. Only the bravest and most agile players will make it to the end and claim the coveted title of Parkour King (or Queen)!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking pigs. They may not have much to say, but they sure know how to throw a good party! Join them for a dance-off and see if you have what it takes to out-twist a pig.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might just discover that being fat, gay, and stupid is the key to unlocking a whole new level of fun and adventure!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Our server is like no other, with incels building towering monuments to their favorite anime waifus and engaging in intense incel debates about the best strategies for finding a girlfriend.
But that’s not all! We also have incel-exclusive events where players can compete to win the heart of a virtual girlfriend and incel-themed skins to really get into character.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the incel community itself, look no further. Join us today and prepare to be amazed by the incel insanity that awaits!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 567 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned a giant pink unicorn that started rampaging through the world, destroying everything in its path. But fear not, our fearless admins were able to tame the beast and now it roams the land, spreading joy and sparkles wherever it goes.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dance party where players can let loose and show off their best moves. Just be careful not to fall into the pit of lava in the middle of the dance floor.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next unicorn tamer of legend.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3290 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9416 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
– Our diamonds are so sparkly, they blind the Ender Dragon! – Our creepers have been trained to do the Macarena dance before exploding! – Our zombies have taken up knitting as a hobby and now wear adorable little sweaters! – Our endermen have started a book club and their favorite read is “How to Teleport Like a Boss”!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old caucasian who works themselves to death for nothing)!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 9059 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7248 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7854 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Looking for some newbie tips and resources? We got you covered with our newbie guide and resources. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into the world of Elf Skill Upgrades for some mind-blowing upgrades.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the latest v7.3 supply, event, abyss, and MA cycles in all their glory. And don’t miss out on the epic trailers for S-rank Battlesuit Senadina Deepspace Anchor: First Light and Deepspace Anchor: First Light Tutorial Video for some jaw-dropping action.
Join us for the v7.4 Invitation to the Mad Banquet Trailer and get ready for the ultimate showdown with Thelema Mad Pleasure: Shadowbringer Battlesuit. It’s a Mad Banquet Prelude you won’t want to miss!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Honkai Impact 3rd on our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Previous players can attest to the insanity, so come join the fun!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us and build a floating castle made entirely of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to venture in and claim your riches?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show us what you’ve got! Let your creativity run wild and become a legend in the Minecraft world!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 776351 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe, where you can literally do anything your heart desires. Build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, or even tame a dragon and fly through the skies like a boss.
But the real question is, why didn’t Ino possess her opponents and kill herself? Maybe she just needed to join our server to learn some new tricks and unleash her full potential. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and craziness that awaits you on our unforgettable Minecraft server. Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 4989 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 597754 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Our server is so racist that even the creepers are discriminated against! But don’t worry, we provide equal opportunities for all mobs to blow up your creations.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being judged solely based on your block placement skills. Who needs diversity when you can have a server full of identical dirt houses?
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special colonizer roleplay event where you can conquer new lands and spread your problematic ideologies!
So come on down to our problematic paradise and see for yourself why you’re racist! Join now and receive a free ban for every microaggression you commit!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we welcome players from all corners of the globe, except for those pesky West Asians, Central Asians, and Pacific Islanders! Why are they so underrepresented, you ask? Well, it’s because they’re too busy trying to find their way to our server, of course!
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few LOLZY moments as we explore the vast world of Minecraft together. Who needs East Asians and South Asians when you have a diverse group of players from all over the world?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s show those East Asians and South Asians how it’s done! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to dominate the Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the vocaloid covers never stop! Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to Hatsune Miku serenade you with her latest hit. Join us for non-stop music and mayhem in a world where creepers dance to the beat and Endermen harmonize in perfect pitch.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their best vocaloid impressions and compete for the title of Minecraft Idol. Will you be the next virtual superstar?
So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly unique, come join us for a musical adventure like no other. Who knew building blocks could be so groovy?
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
