Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being fat, gay, and stupid is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us for a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and fabulousfriends.
Our server is home to the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you shear them all at once, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. But be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a giant marshmallow!
Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our ridiculously difficult parkour course, where the floor is made of lava and the obstacles are made of rainbows. Only the bravest and most agile players will make it to the end and claim the coveted title of Parkour King (or Queen)!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking pigs. They may not have much to say, but they sure know how to throw a good party! Join them for a dance-off and see if you have what it takes to out-twist a pig.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might just discover that being fat, gay, and stupid is the key to unlocking a whole new level of fun and adventure!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server has a secret hidden village filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores that you can only access by solving riddles left by the mischievous Ender Dragon.
2. We have a special event called “Creeper Carnival” where you can ride on explosive roller coasters and play explosive mini-games with TNT!
3. Want to meet the legendary Minecraft player who defeated the Wither Boss with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot? Well, they hang out on our server every Tuesday for a meet and greet!
4. Our server has a custom mod that turns all the cows into disco-dancing party animals. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow doing the moonwalk!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe!
Are you tired of living in the Windows world like a basic pleb? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate glow-up by switching back to Ubuntu, the chad of operating systems.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who was stuck in the Windows world, constantly plagued by viruses and crashes. But one day, they discovered our server and made the switch to Ubuntu. Suddenly, their Minecraft experience was smoother, their builds were more epic, and they even grew a glorious neckbeard overnight. True story.
So come join us on our server and level up your gaming experience by switching back to Ubuntu. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep. Need I say more?
Welcome to our SMP Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a vibrant world full of adventure and creativity. Our server offers a welcoming community where you can build, explore and trade with other players. Enjoy custom quests, exciting events, and a thriving economy. Our dedicated team ensures a balanced and entertaining gaming experience with regular updates and new content. Whether you want to build epic structures or explore mysterious dungeons – you’ll find everything your Minecraft heart desires here. Join today and become part of our unique gaming world!
Are you tired of chads ruining your gym experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about creepy trainers straightening your back again. Our virtual gym is chad-free and full of supportive friends to train with. Plus, who needs a real-life gym when you can build your own virtual one in Minecraft? Say goodbye to awkward stares and hello to building muscles and friendships in our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a virtual girlfriend instead of dealing with creepy guys at the gym. Join now and start your chad-free Minecraft adventure!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in your hand.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by solving riddles written in ancient Minecraft runes. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted the power to ride a flying pig into battle against the Ender Dragon.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a chicken jousting tournament. That’s right, grab your saddle and get ready to ride your trusty chicken steed into glorious battle against your fellow players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!
Vortexia a cool private small minecraft smp, it has really cool plugins installed, and has a quest map, there is a beautiful spawn built by people and there is a cool community, play this smo with your friends
A Minecraft server where once you spawn in and do /ob join you teleport onto 1 block that upon breaking spawns in a new random block so you can expand your island. All islands are close to eachother so you can visit others and you can even make islands with your friends.
welcome to skycadia, a op-survival economy server. in this server you can claim your land to stop griefing!, we also have custom shop. such as /coinshop. the coinshop is used for buying crate keys and chat colors! we also have a shop, you can uses /shop to see all of the items you can buy with in-game money!, you can also use your hard earned in-game money to buy flytime and even claim blocks! and even turn your money into coins with /ecoshop !
The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted, so players need to apply to join. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with quality of life features like teleports and player trading.
Features:
The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Main aim is to keep Vanilla mechanics intact
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for protection
Rules:
Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
No excessive swearing
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense
Apply with caution:
Make sure to understand and abide by the rules when applying to the server. Failure to do so may result in removal from the community.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
1. Can players from outside Australia and New Zealand join?
Yes, players from around the world are welcome to join, but keep in mind your latency might be higher due to the server location.
2. Are there plans for server resets?
There are no plans for full resets of the main worlds. It is meant for long-term survival gameplay.
3. Is griefing allowed on the server?
No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in removal from the community.
4. What currency is used in the player shops?
Diamonds are used as currency for trading in player shops.
5. What are some special features of the server?
Some special features include a land-claiming system, multiple worlds, and a creative server for building without limits.
6. How can I get more information about the server?
You can join the server’s Discord for updates, community resources, and to chat with other players.
