Resistance Towny | New Minecraft Servers 2024

⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MinedHype: A Server So Good, Even Your Dog Will Want to Play. Join us for a Mined-blowing Time!

Build Gallery., Claims, Community, Coreprotect, Discord, dog, Economy, Good, Grief, Join, Map, Minedblowing, MinedHype, Nether, non-p2w, Overworld, Play, Protection, Public, Reset, Server, Shop, smp, statistics, Survival, Teleportation, Time, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	US WEST
Java Version	1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.30
Build Gallery	https://minedhype.com/builds

Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565)) Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft Map: https://map.minedhype.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty VShojo+ Server

ari, Crafty, Froggy, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hime, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Mouse discussion, Server, vshojo, VShojo members, vtuber community, Vtubers, zen

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the creepers is the chat! Join us for a wild ride with VShojo and vtubers who are always up to some shenanigans. Mouse might be AFK, but don’t worry, Ari, Froggy, and Zen are here to keep you entertained with their virtual antics.

But wait, there’s more! Michi is about to drop a new lore video and debut a new outfit that will blow your mind. And who knows what other surprises are in store for you on this server. Just remember to keep things comfy and civil by ignoring the bait and reporting any trolls. And above all, be excellent to each other, because we’re all here to have a good time.

Join us on this server where Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hime, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, and Zen are waiting to play with you. From crazy adventures to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this Minecraft server where the fun never stops! Who needs diamonds when you have VShojo and vtubers to keep you entertained?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

/MineG/ – Minecraft SMP Gang

495322860, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, communities, cross-faction, cross-realm, EU, Gang, GLOBO FOMO, guild, Guilds, invite, Minecraft, MineG, Moon Guard, NA WoWg community, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Old, smp, the war within, World of Warcraft, wowg

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms? Well, look no further because THE WAR WITHIN is here to shake things up! Join our server and prepare for epic battles, treacherous betrayals, and alliances that will make your head spin.

Our community is like no other, filled with players who are ready to take on any challenge. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you in THE WAR WITHIN. And with guilds and communities that are cross-realm and cross-faction, you never know who you’ll be teaming up with next.

So why should you join THE WAR WITHIN? Because where else can you ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and tame a dragon to do your bidding? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join THE WAR WITHIN today and get ready to unleash your inner warrior!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Water Cooled Minecraft Server

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join this epic minecraft server where we don’t overheat because the human body is watercooled. yes, you heard that right. our players are so cool, they literally have water running through their veins to keep them from getting too hot.

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. picture this: a unicorn riding a dragon while eating a taco. yup, that’s just a regular day on our server.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in, but trust us, it’s worth it.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most watercooled minecraft adventure of your life.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	6045
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

2P2L

1.21.1, 1.8.9, active community, Anarchy, anarchy gameplay, anarchy server, awesome server, bedrock, Cool plugins, Cross-Play, crossplay, discord server, home, java, Join Server, Mexico server, minecraft community, No Lag, Plugins, PvP, pvp server, Raiding, Survival, survival server, Tpa

Are you looking for an awesome anarchy server? Then this is the perfect server for you!!! We got cool plugins like tpa, home, back and so much more!!!!!1 Crossplay between java and bedrock! 1.8.9 – 1.21.1 !!!! Active community!!!!! Discord server! (please join) What are you waiting for? JOIN 2P2L TODAYY!!! also don’t worry about the server being in Mexico it will run fine, no lag

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Dee SMP

Adventure, Community, Dee SMP, Deejysayshi, Discord, Fun, Gaming, invite, join us, Journey, Minecraft, multiplayer, Opened, Public, Server, Small, smp, Survival, tiktok, twitch, Viewers

A small SMP originally made for the viewers of Deejysayshi on Twitch and Tiktok! We have now opened this to the public and invite you to join us on our journey.

To join you must be a member of the server discord! discord.gg/Mnu484UtGs

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Perakee’s Struggle for Survival: Where land claim = survival & teams are optional! 🌲💥

banned, Cheaters, Claim, Dedicated, Dynmap, Europe, Expanded, Fresh community, hard difficulty, Hardware, Land, Land Claim, mod, night, Optional, Perakees, smp, Solo, Struggle, Survival, Teams, Vanilla, Voicechat, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Perakee’s Survival
Map	http://perakee.xyz:8123/ or http://145.239.68.128:8123/
Join	perakee.xyz or 145.239.68.128
Discord	https://discord.gg/jYXUVqzM7E

Features:

Vanilla survival – go solo or share your land and team up!
Random spawn – world border can be expanded any time.
Hard difficulty – night can’t be skipped.
Fresh & new community!

Voicechat mod is optional, cheaters get banned, runs on dedicated hardware in Europe.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this a vanilla server?	Yes, it is a vanilla survival server.
Can I team up with other players?	Yes, you can share your land and team up with others.
Is there a world border?	Yes, but it can be expanded at any time.
What difficulty is the server set to?	The server is set to hard difficulty.
Where is the server located?	The server runs on dedicated hardware in Europe.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SeatCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, Conversation, coping, counseling, emotions, Empathy, guidance, healing, Listening, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, negative feelings, positivity, SeatCraft, self-care, Server, Support, Talking, Therapy, Understanding, welcome, wellbeing

Welcome, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Have a seat and let’s chat about all those negative feelings you’ve been having lately. But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing creepers. Or why not relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… we think).

But wait, there’s more! Join our exclusive club of players who have mastered the art of building upside-down houses. Trust us, it’s a real game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine hidden beneath the spawn point. Happy crafting!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

alpha calculator, benchmarks, Censorship, chatbot arena, DataGemma, Development, general, Glossary, inference engines, japanese, Llama, LMG, local ], local language models, machine learning, Minecraft, Mistral, models, news archive, programming, Qwen, sampler visualizer, smp, text generation UI, VRAM calculator

Welcome to the most chaotic and wild Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to the discussion and development of local language models, but don’t let that fool you, things get absolutely bonkers here.

Forget about building epic castles or mining for diamonds, on /lmg/ you’ll be training Qwen 2.5 on an 18 trillion token dataset while riding a llama that’s been quantized to b1.58 through finetuning. And let’s not forget about Mistral releasing a new 22B model with 128k context and function calling – it’s like trying to navigate a maze while juggling flaming potatoes.

But that’s not all, we’ve got DataGemma with DataCommons retrieval that will have you scratching your head in confusion and laughing uncontrollably at the same time. And if you think you can handle the madness, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena where AI’s battle it out, or the Censorbench where things get so censored, you’ll question reality itself.

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey of insanity and chaos, join /lmg/ today and see if you can survive the madness of local language models in Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Animals Bred:	175	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DataMinedCraft

lol come join our minecraft server where the only language allowed is LOLspeak! we shut down project analyzing human language cuz generative ai has polluted the data, but now we have a new home in minecraft! build, mine, and chat in LOLspeak for the ultimate meme-tastic experience! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, memes, and chaotic fun! who needs proper language when you can just LOL all day long? come join us and let the LOLspeak take over your brain!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Emeralds Found:	4277
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AbnormalMC

LifeSteal, Parkour, Survival PVP Creative Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Factions Economy Towny Quests Dungeons Pixelmon Hardcore Modded Vanilla Bedwars Prison Parkour Skywars Build Battle

Welcome to the ABnormalMC this server this full of fun. This server is Based on Lifesteal the player can join from Creaked and premium in server there is ranks and creates and more!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Items Found:	2999	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Banana Network: Where monkeys code on Minecraft…with bananas!

100+ Origins, armourer’s workshop, banana, Bananas, butchery, chisel & bits, cluttered, Code, Create addons, Customizable Player Models, Farmer’s Delight + addons, HANDCRAFTED, Join our Discord Server, Let’s Do mods, Macaw’s mods, Massive Dungeons, minecraft with, modpack link, monkeys, Network, plenty more decor and block options, smp, the aether, the bumblezone

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Features
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply launch Minecraft, select multiplayer, and add the server IP:
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to promote a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Of course! The more the merrier. Encourage your friends to join our community and have fun together.
Are there any donation options available?	Yes, we have donation options to support server maintenance and development. You can find more information on our website or Discord server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Decade Minecraft Server

10 years later, Bombing, Boston Marathon, CONVICTED, convicted felon, criminal, death row, Decade, domestic terrorism, Forgotten, INSANE, Justice, Minecraft, perpetrator, Prison, punishment, regretful, regrets, remorse, remorseful, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even forgotten criminals are playing on it! Join us and you might just run into a notorious bomber who is now a Minecraft pro. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some hidden secrets while building your dream world. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	258
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Crops Grown:	3519

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Curious Minecraft SMP Buddy

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Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t forget about our weekly llama races where the stakes are high and the llamas are faster than lightning!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and a giant statue of a potato that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So, come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next? Just remember, the first rule of our server is to never take anything too seriously, especially creepers wearing top hats.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Zombie Dances:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	183
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2