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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 6519 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Votes: | 5636 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground society of villagers who only speak in riddles and trade you emeralds for potatoes. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with more spit!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then this is the place for you, my dude. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic server in the multiverse! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.