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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6473 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground society of villagers who only speak in riddles and trade you emeralds for potatoes. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with more spit!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then this is the place for you, my dude. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic server in the multiverse! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.