RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the “Birthday Bash Bonanza” where we celebrate birthdays in style. You won’t believe the crazy builds and pranks we pull off during these parties.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear galore. It’s like finding a hidden treasure chest in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a villager on a bender. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

StepmomSquadCraft

acceptance, adjustment, Bonding, Communication, Conflict, family dynamic, family dynamics, family traditions, feeling left out, game night, Guilt, hurt feelings, Loss, new family setup, parent’s remarriage, relationships, remarriage, stepmom, StepmomSquadCraft, stepsiblings

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own family? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the awkward family game nights and step-sibling drama! Our server is the perfect place to build your own family dynamic, where you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about feeling guilty for not being more welcoming to your stepmom and step-siblings – on our server, you can be as welcoming or unwelcoming as you want! Create your own traditions, build your own castle, and never have to worry about hurting anyone’s feelings with a misplaced comment again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the family drama behind and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Who needs real family when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

UkrainianTankBusters

aerial attacks, Armed Forces, Bombing, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, forbes, Geopolitics, international relations, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, Night Drones, russian tanks, Surveillance, UAVs, Ukraine, UkrainianTankBusters, War Tactics, war technology, WARFARE

lol this server is so lit, even Ukraine’s night drones are bombing moving Russian tanks now! join us and experience the ultimate chaos and destruction in Minecraft! our players are so skilled, they can take down tanks with just a pickaxe and some TNT. who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in this war-torn world. trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Halo Public

343 industries, aliens, Anarchy, Arbiter, bungie, Campaign, Cortana, Covenant, energy sword, fps, grunt, master chief, multiplayer, ODST, PvP, Sci Fi, Shooter, spartan, Survival, UNSC, warzone, Xbox

Halo is a high-quality Minecraft Survival SMP featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

JAVA IP: halosmp.my-mc.xyz

1.20 -> Latest supported!

» Halo Plugin! » Survival SMP!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HexArchon: Where Minecraft is just like Ikea – everything is custom! Join for the chaos and endless possibilities!

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Overview
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a server trailer available?	Server Trailer
Is there a Discord server for HexArchon?	Discord Server
Where can I find more information about the server?	Wiki
What are the different gameplay mechanics available on HexArchon?	Custom Mobs, Custom Items, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
What are the server’s technical specifications?	CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X, RAM: 64GB, Storage: 2TB NVME SSD, Hosted on US East Coast
Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock (Port 19132), but it comes with technical limitations.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Citizens Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Avatar, character creation, Citizens, Crafty, cultural diversity, Customization, Detailed, Diverse, Experience, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, Minecraft, MODERN, North America, Personalization, Realistic, role playing, Server, simulation, south america, video games, virtual world

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t create realistic modern Americans? Look no further, because on our server, you can create the most lifelike American characters from both continents!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build skyscrapers, drive fancy cars, and even attend virtual American football games. But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of llama-riding cowboys who are on a mission to save the world from evil zombie invaders.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful world of modern Americans in Minecraft!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Is SMP still Minecraft popular?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have our very own IRC server! That’s right, you can chat with your fellow players in real-time while you’re mining for diamonds or battling mobs. Who needs Discord when you have old-school IRC?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyCarats: Real or Fake, You Decide!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like buying your husband cheap jewelry! Join us for a world filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the gold you could ever dream of – no fake stuff here, only the real deal!

Imagine a world where you can mine for gold without worrying about your spouse’s high standards. Our server is filled with treasures beyond your wildest imagination, and no one will judge you for gifting your loved ones with luxurious items from JAXXON – even if it’s not real gold!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs Costco when you have a whole virtual world of riches waiting for you? Don’t let anyone bring you down for your choice in jewelry – on this server, you’re free to be as fabulous as you want!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CelebCraftStoryTime

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Imagine having Danny DeVito narrate the epic tale of your Minecraft adventures on our server! Picture him describing your daring battles with creepers, your epic builds, and your hilarious mishaps in his signature raspy voice. Join our server for a chance to have your Minecraft journey narrated by the one and only Danny DeVito! Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss out on!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MysticBlocks

Adventure, base building, Community, Cooperative, creativity, Economy, Events, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Land Protection, minecraft server, Mining, MysticBlocks, PvE, Resources, Safe, skill levels, Staff Team, Survival, teamwork

MysticBlocks is a community-focused PvE Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and thrive in a friendly, cooperative environment. Our server fosters teamwork, creativity, and adventure, with a welcoming atmosphere for players of all skill levels. With custom events, land protection, and a dedicated staff team, MysticBlocks offers a safe and fun experience for everyone. Whether you’re mining for resources, building your dream base, or making new friends, you’ll find your place in the ever-growing world of MysticBlocks! Join us today and become part of our amazing community!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Animals Bred:	130

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

2TMC: Where 21+ adults play like Hermitcraft but with more Java, datapacks, and less vanilla!

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2TMC Minecraft Server Overview

Data Packs

Data Pack
anti enderman grief

Fabric Mods

Fabric Mod
armor poser

Required Fabric Mods

Fabric Mod
armor poser

Server Rules

Be Respectful

Joining the Server

If you are interested in joining please fill out this application

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Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Winning Daughter Minecraft SMP

achievement, affirmation, Bond, Communication, Confidence, DAUGHTER, empowerment, encouragement, family, inspiration, love, Minecraft, motivation, parent child, positivity, pride, relationships, self esteem, smp, success, Support, winning

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one asks if you’re winning, daughter? Well, look no further because our server is the only place where you’ll hear that question on the daily! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will always have your back, daughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where winning is the only option!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PixelPanic: Human Horrors

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Are you ready to unleash your inner mad scientist in Minecraft? Join our server and show off your twisted creations that will make even Herobrine shiver in fear! From giant zombie pigmen statues to haunted mansions filled with traps, there’s no limit to the terrifying builds you can create. Join now and let your creativity run wild…or should we say, run SCARY! 🧟‍♂️👻🔥

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1