RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Players Killed by Monsters:	9622	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SmithCraft – The Only Anarchy Server With Admins That Follow Rules! Vanilla Fun 1.21.1 EU

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Server IP	play.smithcraft.cc
Discord	https://discord.gg/5D7V8AA7ms
Server Version	1.21.1 Java Edition

Welcome to SmithCraft, the epitome of anarchy in the Minecraft universe. This is a world where the only limit is your imagination (and perhaps your cunning). On SmithCraft, there are absolutely no rules, no restrictions, and no safety nets. It’s a brutal, raw, and exhilarating experience where anything goes. Here, your survival depends entirely on your wits, alliances, and ruthlessness.

To ensure the purest form of anarchy, SmithCraft operates under a unique and immutable constitution. This constitution serves one primary purpose: to keep the server entirely free of any form of governance or interference from admins or owners.

Constitution of Chaos

No Rollbacks	Once something happens on SmithCraft, it stays that way. No actions will be undone, no matter how catastrophic. This ensures that every player’s actions have lasting consequences, adding to the authentic anarchy experience. This includes duplication, and illegal item placement.
No Rules	There are absolutely no rules. Griefing, looting, killing, and any other forms of chaos are not only allowed but expected. This server is a lawless land where you can forge your path through whatever means you deem necessary.
No Interference	Admins and owners are bound by the constitution to never interfere with the gameplay. This means no banning players, no imposing restrictions, and no moderating the server. The only role of the admin is to maintain the server’s technical performance, ensuring it remains operational and lag-free.
Permanent Anarchy	This is not a temporary state; it’s the essence of SmithCraft. The constitution prevents any future introduction of rules or changes that would compromise the anarchy.
True Freedom	Players have complete freedom to build, destroy, ally, betray, and create their own stories. Your journey is entirely in your hands, free from any form of higher control.

SmithCraft is not for the faint of heart. It’s a relentless, anarchic world where survival is a constant challenge, and trust is a rare commodity. Are you ready to embrace the chaos and carve out your legacy in a world without rules? Join us on SmithCraft and experience the ultimate freedom today!

Join us at play.smithcraft.cc – Where Anarchy Reigns Supreme!

FAQ

Q: Are there any rules on SmithCraft?

A: No, there are absolutely no rules on SmithCraft. Griefing, looting, and killing are all allowed.

Q: Can I expect any help from admins or owners?

A: No, admins and owners are not allowed to interfere with gameplay. They only maintain server performance.

Q: Is there any rollback system in place?

A: No, once something happens on SmithCraft, it stays that way. All actions are permanent.

Q: Can I create alliances with other players?

A: Yes, players have complete freedom to ally, betray, and create their own stories.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Phases Minecraft Server

artistic branding, blocky, brand association, branding controversy, branding idea, branding tactics, condoms, controversial advertising, controversial branding, hate marketing, marketing fail, marketing strategy, meme, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music artist, phase connect, Phases, Server, shock marketing, smart branding, unconventional branding, unconventional marketing, violinist

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures, from fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs off cliffs for fun. And don’t worry about protection, because our server is as safe as wearing a condom…or maybe even safer!

Why be a violinist or music artist when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Forget about boring marketing tactics, because our server is a meme in itself. So come join us and see why everyone is talking about the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Support Beautiful Girls Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, beautiful girls, BROKEN, customer service, donation, Female Characters, financial support, FIX, game bugs, game development, Gaming, Girls, in-game purchases, Minecraft, MONEY, online shopping, Shop, smp, Support, support beautiful girls, Video game characters, video games, virtual world

Are you tired of beautiful girls in video games not being able to sell you their goods because their shop is broken? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and help us fix their shop so you can give them all your money and support their virtual businesses. Who knows, maybe they’ll even give you a discount for being the hero who saved the day! So come on, join us and be a part of this epic quest to support beautiful girls in video games.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

StepDadNoBathAccess

apartment, baby, Boundaries, cleanliness, deployment, Disrespect, family bathroom, financial means, germaphobic, Hospital, medical school, Military, Nursery, OB appointment, sensory issues, Sickness, stepdad, StepDadNoBathAccess, unwelcomed, young parents

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected places! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of why one player doesn’t let their stepdad use their bathroom.

Picture this: a family living under one roof, with a baby on the way and a stepdad who just can’t seem to follow the rules. From peeing on the floor to sleeping in the nursery, this household is a soap opera waiting to happen.

But wait, there’s more! Stepdad claims he went to medical school (spoiler alert: he’s a history major) and has a bizarre vendetta against the fiancé. Will they ever get along? Will the bathroom ever be clean again? Only time will tell on our server.

So why join? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous antics in a Minecraft world? Come for the blocks, stay for the chaos. See you in the game!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	6384	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing so hard your diamond armor will break? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory and more shenanigans than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Creeper Apocalypse Sunrise

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Picture this: you wake up to find yourself stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a few blocks of dirt. But fear not, because this Minecraft server is here to turn your worst morning into the most epic adventure of your life!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own roller coaster that loops around a volcano. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and ancient relics waiting to be discovered.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to outwit a mischievous group of creeper bandits, navigate through a maze of lava pits, and survive the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic world.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SeaBlock Minecraft Server

ASEAN, China, Diplomacy, Dispute, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, international relations, maritime conflict, Minecraft, multilateral cooperation, Politics, regional tensions, russia, Seablock, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Statement, Superpowers, territorial disputes, united nations

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and china are battling it out over who controls the south china sea! watch as they build giant pixelated ships and shoot each other with TNT cannons! who will come out on top? join now to find out and maybe even join in on the chaos! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? hurry before the server gets nuked by a creeper!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RuskyBlockz – RIP to 73k Soldiers

73k, CASUALTIES, conflict reporting, data, deaths, eastern europe, identities confirmed, international relations, investigation, Journalism, killed in Ukraine, mediazona, Military, military intervention, RIP, RuskyBlockz, russia, Russian soldiers, soldiers, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Verification, war casualties

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got da INSIDE SCOOP on all da tea ☕️ we even know da identities of like 73,000 russian soldiers who got rekt in ukraine 💀 like, we got da deets man, u won’t find dis kinda drama anywhere else 🤯 join us for some epic battles and maybe u can uncover some top secret info too 😉 #spillthetea #minecraftsecrets #russiansoldiers

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BurgerCraft: No Pork, Just Beef & Chicken

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you ever feel like fast food places be playin’ you with their lack of pork burgers? Well, fear not, cuz on our server, we got pork burgers for days! That’s right, you can chow down on some juicy pork burgers while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that eating a pork burger in-game gives you super strength and the ability to fly. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to pig out on some pork-tastic fun!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Physics Graph Network – LawCraft

AI Models, Artificial Intelligence, computational modeling, data science, graph, hybrid model, innovation, integration, Knowledge graphs, LawCraft, machine learning, Natural laws, Network, neural network, neural networks, Optimization, PGNN, Physics-guided, PHYSICS., research, Results, scientific research, Technology

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. we got researchers up in here integrating physics and knowledge graphs into their AI models, like what even is that? but like, it’s called PGNN, which stands for Physics Guided Neural Network, and it’s like, the coolest thing ever.

like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you’re like, whoa, this server is like, smarter than me. but don’t worry, it’s not gonna take over the world or anything, it’s just gonna make your gameplay way more interesting.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole other level of intelligence, then like, come hang out with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about physics while you’re at it. ain’t that just wild?

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2594	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pyrakia

Towny

Welcome to Pyrakia! A friendly Towny server with custom features and mechanics. Vote between Oct 4 and Oct 11 for triple voting rewards, and check out the store for a 25%-off sale!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MagicGames

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, hypixel, java, magicgames, Skyblock

Magic Games is a Skyblock server similar to Hypixel that supports both Bedrock and Java editions. You can join their community through their Discord link:https://discord.gg/magicgames-805997287033667624

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	130	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Grown Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of adulting and missing the good ol’ days of playing epic games like Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boring adulthood! Join us and relive your childhood dreams of building giant castles, exploring mysterious caves, and battling creepers with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, have dance parties with friendly zombies, and even participate in epic llama races across the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it gallops through the pixelated sunset.

So why waste your time with boring adult responsibilities when you can join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild? Come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	422843	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of living in a world where Canada reigns supreme? Are you ready to overthrow the maple syrup overlords and establish your own rule? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us as we band together to take down the moose-riding Mounties and claim our rightful place as rulers of the Great White North. Build your own igloo fortress, ride polar bears into battle, and show those polite Canadians who’s boss. It’s genuinely over for Canada, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now and let the chaos ensue!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

WaterWoes Minecraft Server

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Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further! Our server is like living in a duplex with crazy neighbors, except in Minecraft form!

Join our server and experience the thrill of confronting your virtual neighbors for using your virtual faucet to water their virtual garden and wash their virtual shoes. Watch as they throw a virtual hissy fit and try to guilt trip you with promises of virtual power washers for your virtual car.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! You can also enjoy the excitement of unscrewing virtual hoses and moving them to different virtual faucets, all while keeping an eye out for virtual dog walkers who don’t clean up after their virtual pets.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the drama and chaos of virtual neighborly disputes like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.