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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 12 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Meteorites Collected: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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