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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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