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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Animals Bred: 54 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
Epic Battles Fought: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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