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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
Magical Moments Shared: 27 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 183

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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