so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 New Chunks Explored: 383536

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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