so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 160 Divine Scrolls Written: 7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Runes Activated: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 25
    Villages Defended: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

    Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 67 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Towns Built: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Dimension Hops: 14
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 New Chunks Explored: 913369

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7712 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Zombie Dances: 9
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 93 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 29 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 49 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

    PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

    imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Westera SMP

    Westera SMP

    Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

    Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

    Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Magic Items Found: 8615
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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