so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know dat biden and lula are like, total bffs and dey want u to come play on dis server cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity. dey were playin on it da other day and dey were like, “omg dis server is so lit, we gotta tell everyone to join.” so now dey’re like, urging venezuelan authorities to release detailed presidential election voting data so dat more people can join dis epic server. like, if u don’t join, u’re missing out on all da fun and craziness. so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 10
Love Letters Sent: 15 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 19

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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