Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
Herobrine Sightings: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • FreebieCraft

    FreebieCraft
    Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 25

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

    TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

    join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

    so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BlockyBanterMC

    BlockyBanterMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • OnlyNations

    OnlyNations

    OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Potions Brewed: 117
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 625474 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • 🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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    Top server for top players – MineBars!

    Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

    ★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

    ★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

    ★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    ★ Experienced administrators and assistants

    ★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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    ★➜ IP – MBars.net

    ★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

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    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

    Hunters R Us Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

    Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

    Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

    The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

    WeddingWoof Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BlockCraftExCoworker

    BlockCraftExCoworker
    So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

    One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

    But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Falling into the Void: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

    DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal
    Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

    Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 593106 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • LolCraft2021

    LolCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Crops Grown: 7849
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 98 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Ores Mined: 2850 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

    Pixel Pig Plaque Buster
    come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

    imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

    join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Ores Mined: 2240
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • NekoHosting Public Server

    NekoHosting Public Server

    Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 3115 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Titanic Battles Fought: 30

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • EchoBoxxx

    EchoBoxxx

    #1 Box Server!

    22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

    JOIN NOW!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Alien Abductions: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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